I am typing this on a brand new, shiny keyboard, direct from the factory. This is the third keyboard that has lived on this particular laptop. It's almost three years old. This is why I bought a new one.
Had I been blogging 2 and a half years ago this is where I would put the link to the post about the time that Tommy did this to my new laptop. This time it was Johnny. What ever extra naughty thing Tommy did 3 years ago, that no one has mentioned in years, that the perpetrator doesn't even remember, Johnny then repeats in his turn. Aack! How is he figuring things out? If one of you is informing him, there will be words. How is this sort of behavior genetic? How, I ask you? I mean, it happens all the time. At any rate, now you know why my last several posts have been lackluster, it takes forever to blog with half a keyboard. Perhaps it was a ploy for my attention? Which brings me to my next "better":
#2-Spend less time playing around on the computer and more time playing around in real life (this will not affect my blogging, don't you worry)