Monday, August 25, 2008

judge-y wudge-y was a bear


Today I went to Hobby Lobby to get stuff for a project. I, of course, was in a huge hurry. I am standing in line and there are three ladies in front of me. They are all together. They are maybe five or ten years older than I am. They are wearing coordinated work- out clothes and Miss America make-up. Two of the three have fake boobs. They are abnormally tanned and high-lighted. They are discussing the merits of tanning beds versus"laying out". They are buying really chintzy fall-themed items to decorate what I guarantee are their McMansions. They are meandering and taking FOREVER. I do not know these women and I am sure they do a lot of good for the community (probably with the Junior League) but I can't stand them immediately and want them to hurry up and go away so I can get on with things. It was all I could do not to give them dirty looks. They have done nothing to me nor were they doing anything wrong. I am a huge snob and should be punished accordingly.

4 comments:

Carrie said...

This is why I love being your friend. I probably would have done the very same thing. One nice thing about these women, is we become aware and thankful for what we have in our life that they are probably missing. Like a friend like you!

Erin said...

SO hard not to judge and dislike those "types." There seem to be a LOT of them here in Mesa and most of them are LDS, which somehow makes it harder for me. You are awesome though, no need for the plastic there!

Julie said...

HILARIOUS!!!! I opened this expecting some story about a bear that Tommy made up! Please don't judge me when I get a boob job!!! :)

Dena said...

You have to understand, there needs to be "ladies" like that for the air headed, mind numbing executives of this country to marry. They all have to have something to pin their self worth on......by the way, I am thinking of getting a boob job myself...
Dad