free and easy

On Saturday the kids and I dropped Dad off at work and went out to run some errands while he was busy. The third store we went to was Hobby Lobby. While we were there Tommy informed me that he needed to use the restroom. I took him in and waited patiently. He opened the door and asked me to help him pull up his pants. As I did so I noticed his underpants were missing. He was wearing only shorts and nothing else. To the amusement of the other ladies in the restroom I asked him what had become of the missing underpants. He calmly informed me that he had removed them and put them in his drawer because he didn't need them anymore. Of course.